Best Sailing Gloves Ever Invented

These gloves allow me to hold the wheel with one hand and the camera with the other. That is not an antenna sticking out of my head. It is a backstay attached to Moonrise. Cheap headphones allow me to listen to my book and also keep my ears warm.

I love it when I read product reviews on other people’s sailing blogs. We learned about Tate and Dani’s new Boss anchor (and other important things) on their blog, and about all kinds of good things over at The Ceol Mors. We appreciate knowing people who are just that far ahead of us in outfitting a sailboat for extended voyaging.

So how about outfitting the sailor? When you sail in the waters up here, protection from the elements is always a consideration. How I would love to be able to just hop on the boat without giving a thought to how cold the water is, how cold the wind is, how hot the sun might be on my bare, middle-aged skin while the rest of me is freezing. Our sailing friends who live in warmer climates have commented in the past on how we’re always wearing jackets and hats in our sailing photos. Know how we can tell that it’s summer when the above photo was taken? I’m not wearing two hats and a wooly scarf around my mouth. Sad, isn’t it?

The scenery is worth it (and also the whales, of course) but one cannot take these things for granted so whenever I’m out and about I’m always on the lookout for new and improved ways of being comfortable while under sail. And I have a decided tendency to think ‘outside the box’, refusing to be limited by product marketers who label things as ‘marine’, or ‘sailing’.

Thus, while shopping for fishing gear at our local Sportco I stumbled upon what have turned out to be the perfect sailing gloves: the [amazon_link id=”B0040GJ7V8″ target=”_blank” ]Madgrip Pro Palm Knuckler Grip 100[/amazon_link]. They were pink and less than $10.00! I figured I could gamble with ten bucks, especially since I can always use new gardening gloves if they didn’t work out.

Have you shopped for women’s sailing gloves lately? A quick Google search will bring up a ton of possibilities, none of them for less than $25.00. I am not averse to spending good money on good gloves if they do the job nicely. But I have some ‘sailing’ gloves produced by one of the leading makers of sailing clothing that leave me less than impressed, to say the least. Price is no guarantee that the glove will suit my needs, I guess. So what do I require as a sailor?

I want a glove that is made of breathable fabric, that protects my hands from wind and sun, that offers good grip to the wheel and extra cushioning for my joints, and that is flexible, allowing for decent manual dexterity. I don’t want to have to take off my gloves to mess around with my mp3 player. And I sure as H-E-double-toothpicks don’t want a glove that will get wet and soggy if water happens to splash into the cockpit. Call me picky. I’m not too worried about them being waterproof, but I do want them to work even when wet, and I want water to drain from them, not make them nasty. Also, I’ve given up on ever finding a glove that will keep my hands warm, other than wool. There is no glove made that will turn my body into a heating machine. That’s what husbands are for.

I am madly in love with these MadGrip gloves. Sorry, Mike.

I am madly in love with these MadGrip gloves. Sorry, Mike.

So I couldn’t wait to try these MadGrip Pro Palm Knuckler Grip gloves on our last trip. My gosh, the name alone is worth the price! Final rating? Excellent! This glove grips like a deprived child given an ice cream cone and surrounded by older siblings. I barely even have to hold the wheel, which is great because after hours of motoring with no wind, my hands get pretty sore from constant steering (yes, we DO need an autopilot). I’ve been known to steer with my feet. The glove is lightweight and breathable, easy to take on and off, and the fingers are the right length for me. As a bonus, the inside of the glove is soft and supple, almost comforting to the skin. At this price, I could have several pair in different colors just to shake things up a bit, which appeals to the girly side of me.

The only downside to this glove is that the cushioning material used actually seems to make my hands colder, like somehow it soaks up the heat from my already cold, lifeless fingers. But, again, I cannot hold the glove responsible for this since my hands are always cold anyhow. Besides, once they reach a certain level of coldness I can’t feel them anymore so what difference does it make? It’s a small price to pay for the incredible cushioning and grip these gloves offer and the sense of protection from the great Mother that they give. If my fingers get too cold to grip the wheel, these gloves will keep gripping it for me.

Attentive readers may have noticed in a previous post that Mike was wearing huge orange gloves while sleeping in the cockpit.

These gloves are nothing if not a bold fashion statement. They allow Mike to look serious and masculine, even when sleeping after a long, long night.

These manly gloves are worn by professional fishermen in this area. They are heavy, lined with fur-like substance, and offer no dexterity at all. But they do keep the hands protected from wind, cold water, and the more dangerous parts of fish. That is, they offer protection from cold water unless one happens to have the misfortune of getting water down inside the glove. And then the gloves will never, ever be dry again without turning them inside out and exposing them to a heat source. Just try getting them turned right again afterwards. Just give it a go. Still, Mike appreciates them on an overcast, cool day on the water. And at less than $20, they are pretty cheap. We also have some unlined ones, which I wear with a polypropylene liner. Those are probably better.

So far, I like the MadGrips much better than any of the dedicated ‘sailing’ gloves I’ve bought.  If you need a good, everyday sailing glove that you can wear home and use in the garden, too, give them a try.

 

Another post script about WordPress: Why is it messing up my photos? Last week it sent everyone an email for an old post, and this week it’s posting photos in weird places and I can’t make it stop. Grrrr. This blogger is getting a wee bit frustrated. I wanted to get this posted, so if the photos are weird, try to ignore it while we determine what the heckfire is going on.

 

The Luxury of Time

Mike enjoying the feeling of having plenty of time to relax.

What is the difference between an interesting day and a stressful day when you are on a sailing vacation? I submit to you that it is this: TIME. When people are rushed for time, bad things happen. And then, when bad things happen, our stress level goes skyrocketing. When stress levels go up our pre-frontal cortex, the part of our brain that is responsible for our logical thinking and good decision making (our executive function), goes bye-bye. And then the fun really begins. Let’s repeat that for the visual learners among us:

Feeling pressed for time –> bad things happen –>loss of brain function–>whole shit ton of fun

Get it? The difference between a stressful day and an interesting learning experience where you feel really engaged with life on the water is having to be somewhere by a certain time and/or not taking the time to think things through. We know it, and yet we still have jobs to go home to, so each time we take our summer cruise, we know we are basically asking for trouble. And the universe complies willingly.

As is our usual way, Mike and I sailed across the Strait of Juan de Fuca at sunset. Really, we must just love to do this because we always find a way to sail across in the dark. No big deal. We had great wind and waves; really, really great as in 25-30 knots directly on the beam, and seas that crashed into the cockpit in a rather exciting way. We had a lot of practice steering the boat with the waves,  keeping them from hitting us square on the beam. About every fourth one was a monster with lots of cresting and foaming at the mouth and delicious rumbling. Fabulous. It was not cold, and it was not raining. These are two good things and all I can really ask of the weather gods in this area. We were happy, even if going home. Moonrise was in her element.

We made record time, for us, in the crossing of the strait, making about 7 knots per hour overall. Terrific! We were feeling so good that once we pulled into Port Townsend, we decided we’d ride our wave of good luck and keep going to Port Ludlow to anchor for the night. I mean, what could possibly happen?

We always take the shortcut through the Port Townsend “ship” canal on these trips. It’s a very narrow channel and the water runs swiftly through it so the timing has to be right.

The narrow Port Townsend ‘Ship’ Canal

We entered the channel at around 10:00 pm at the tail end of the flood. We’ve been that way many times before, are aware of the channel markers, and the tide was getting close to flat. The night was clear and bright so we could see pretty well. We had just gone underneath the bridge when Mike said, ‘Melissa!! Is that a sailboat coming our way near the shore?’   Now it takes more than that to get my attention. But his voice sounded really alarmed when he raised it further and said, “Are they outside the channel markers? Melissa, that boat is too close to shore! What’s going on?? What are they doing??”. Then I understood his panic.

Here was a beautiful sailboat, clearly outside the channel markers and close to the rocky shore, coming in our direction. We began hailing them on the radio to warn them, but no one answered. I flashed our spotlight at them, and the flashlight as well, trying to get their attention.

And then they were on the rocks. Hard.

It’s actually a gut wrenching experience to watch a fellow sailor sail his boat right up onto the rocks. There is a sick feeling that is pretty hard to describe. The boat, a 1966 Kettenburg 41, was headed to the Port Townsend Wooden Boat festival. Now it was sitting perched on the very top of two rocks.

We turned Moonrise around, anchored on the edge of the deeper water close to the channel marker (which is unlit at night, by the way), and Mike rowed Puddler over with our extra anchor to try to help kedge them off the rocks. Because I’m a ‘girl’ and not as strong as Mike, I got to stay with Moonrise. I’m not complaining, but REALLY!  I mean, it was dark! I could barely see the action. Have you ever tried to use binoculars in the dark? Well, it doesn’t work. Plus, as a genuine, card-carrying psychotherapist, I could have pulled out my fancy tricks for reducing trauma and maybe helped the guy save what was left of his executive function in this situation. But someone had to keep Moonrise safe and the current was about to shift.

This is the kind of boat that went aground. Such a lovely sailboat!

It was their really good fortune that no one was hurt and the boat was not taking on water.  The captain was on the boat with his 20 year old son, an inexperienced sailor. I think it may have been his first time on the boat, poor kid.

Mike set both our kedging anchor and one supplied by the vessel’s owner. The owner began hauling away on the winch and I saw the boat move a bit, but not enough. Still, there was hope and I found myself holding my breath and visualizing that boat just splashing off the rocks, free again.  Meanwhile, the owner had already contacted the Coast Guard and they were sending a Vessel Assist boat. This is where it gets interesting, and not in a good way.

When Vessel Assist arrived, Mike and the owner had the two anchors deployed off the stern of the boat (which faced the shore), and the current was swift. The boat was still hard on the rocks, very close to shore. Between the two anchor lines stretching out into the water, the depth of the water around the vessel, and the swiftness of the current, I knew it would take a thoughtful approach to get the boat off the rocks without a lot of additional damage.

It was too dark to take photos of the action. So here’s a photo of Puddler and another pretty boat at moonrise in Narvaez Bay. A soothing counterpoint to the story.

A thoughtful approach is just what did not happen, more’s the pity. The Vessel Assist boat approached the Kettenburg from the stern (the side closest to shore), attached a towing bridle to the boat, and jerked that boat off the rocks hard and fast. From where I was standing on Moonrise, it looked like the boat had literally jumped off the rocks.  I guess if the only goal is to get a boat back in the water as fast as possible, they did a good job of that. But had it been my vessel I don’t know what would have been more upsetting: grounding the boat in the first place, or being further manhandled in that fashion. At least the boat was floating again.

Back in the water, the Kettenburg motored up to Moonrise and rafted on while Mike was working with the Vessel Assist boat to recover our anchor. The boat owner had released his own anchor and planned to return the next day to retrieve it. I had a chance to see his beautiful boat, lovingly kept for many years and to talk to him. He was from Seattle and while he had traveled that channel before, he didn’t see the channel marker in the dark. One minute he was in deep water, the next minute he saw us flashing lights at him and looked at his GPS just in time to hit the rocks. Poor guy. It could happen to any of us and I truly felt for him.

I wondered where Mike was and what was taking so long. He was very, very tired having sailed across the strait and then having spent some hours rowing Puddler against a nasty current, loaded with anchors. I was worried he was having trouble getting back to Moonrise. I looked for him and could see him struggling against the current.

That’s when the loud cursing began. I won’t repeat it here, but suffice to say that the old adage about ‘cursing like a sailor’ is very true. And it was not Mike. He doesn’t know all those words, much less use them. No, the vessel assist guy was yelling and cursing a blue streak.

Because he had wrapped our anchor rode around his own prop!

He was well and truly stuck with no engine and no steerage. And to add insult to injury,  Mike had to go back and hand him his own knife to cut our anchor line free from his boat. He used Mike’s knife, then accidentally dropped it in the water. He gave Mike a knife from the Vessel Assist boat, but it’s not a pocket knife like Mike always carries. Oh well.  Goodbye, Mike’s knife. Goodbye extra anchor and rode.

Guess who pulled the Vessel Assist boat out of danger? Moonrise. Mike rowed their towing bridle to our boat, we hooked them up to our stern cleats, Mike hauled up our anchor, and I put Moonrise into gear. Mindful of not ramming them into the unlit channel marker, we pulled them into deep water and we handed them off to the Kettenburg to tow back to Port Townsend. We were more than ready to be finished for the evening, get anchored in a safe harbor, and get a good night’s sleep before the 12 hour motor boat ride back to Tacoma the next day. We were exhausted. We anchored right there in Oak Bay; not exactly protected, but safe and available. I never really felt the rolling from ship traffic.

After a day like that, one night’s sleep at a rolly anchorage  is not enough. My poor husband. We were exhausted by the time we got home.

We hope the Kettenburg’s owner was able to work a deal with Vessel Assist so he won’t be out too much money for this misadventure. You know: ‘You saved my behind and in return I saved yours. Now we’re even.’ That would be good.

If we look at this situation in light of my original theme, that time is what makes the difference between an interesting and challenging situation, and a stressful situation where things go badly, I think you can see my point. This vessel, while high and dry on the rocks, was in no danger. No one was injured, and the boat was not taking on water. If the stress of ramming up onto the rocks had not stolen the pre-frontal cortex of the boat owner (and believe me, I can’t even imagine how horrible he felt) he might have decided to simply spend the night on the boat and wait until the next day to assess the situation in the light of day. No one, including us, bothered to check the tide tables to see if the tide would be higher the following day. A higher tide would have helped float the boat off. Of course, with a boat on the rocks, I imagine one’s first thought must be ‘get it OFF!’.

Furthermore, I believe that had we had a longer time to work on the problem, Mike and the owner may have eventually been able to get that boat back in the water and with less damage than they sustained getting off the quick way. After the boat was pulled off the rocks, I could see how the rocks were situated under the hull, something that would have been apparent by the light of day. I think that by using anchors and Moonrise, after the current had abated a bit, we may have been able to accomplish the task.

Finally, why was the Vessel Assist dude in such a hurry? I mean, it’s his job, not mine, and I am not qualified to  ‘Monday morning quarterback’ his technique, but I cannot for the life of me understand why he didn’t make sure the kedging anchors were put away rather than get between them. That just doesn’t make sense to me. I’m willing to accept the possibility that pulling the Kettenburg off the rocks the way he did was the only possible way to do it. I fully realize that Vessel Assist is an emergency service and that many times their job is extraordinarily difficult, if not downright dangerous. In this case, however, a little more time in assessing the situation might not have come amiss. Perhaps if he had viewed the situation in broad daylight this would have been clear to him, another reason to wait before calling for help.  We might also have retained ownership of our anchor, which is now gone. We could have taken the time to buoy the anchor and retrieved it the next day if we’d had the time to think before cutting the line. At that point, however, what with all the cursing and general yelling taking place and Mike’s level of tiredness,  I think Mike just wanted to be as far away from Vessel Assist as possible. (Come to think of it’s probably a good policy to keep a buoy on that anchor line at all times, just in case.)

This situation also begs a discussion on self-sufficiency. Given enough time to deal with the situation, would the captain of that boat have been able to resolve his own problem without involving the Coast Guard or the Vessel Assist folk? It certainly would have cost him less in the long run if it worked out that way, not to mention giving him a certain amount of self-satisfaction. It is a very heavy boat, so that compromised the situation (and also probably made the difference between a boat that was taking on water and a boat that was still sound because that heaviness comes from really good heavy hull construction). I imagine that had we waited until the next day, the captain would have had several sailors and their boats and anchors to help rather than just Mike. Few sailors would have kept going seeing the boat on the rocks like that. Sailors like to help other sailors get their boats back in the water. Take a look at this post on Zero to Cruising. 

Someone is sure to mention traveling at night. This situation clearly shows the risks we take when we travel at night, even in waters we know well. Mike and I are guilty of traveling at night and it is always the time factor that forces that decision. We know the risks and remain extraordinarily cautious during those times. For instance, when sailing through Port Townsend’s waters, someone stands on the bow looking for boats anchoring with no anchor light, far out from shore. (It happens more than I can believe.) So far, we’ve been lucky. This captain was local and was experienced. He’d owned this vessel for many years. Apparently he let his guard down just long enough to get in trouble. Also, his son, while 20 years old, was not experienced, meaning the captain was basically single-handing the boat. I don’t know what his day had been like up until then, but there’s usually a reason why people are traveling at night and I’d be willing to bet it almost always has something to do with a time schedule.

I am hopeful that should Mike and I ever find ourselves in a similar situation, we would be able to ascertain whether we, indeed, have an emergency that threatens life or vessel, or whether we have what amounts to an inconvenience, even if costly. If everyone is safe and sound, and the vessel is safe for awhile, then perhaps we can take the luxury of time to be able to think clearly about what to do next. I can only hope we are able to hang onto our brains long enough to make that assessment.

Post script: We are hoping the owner of the vessel will email us some photos of the damage. If he is willing, we’ll post them so we can all learn from them. We are not publishing his name or the name of his vessel to protect his privacy. We sincerely hope he gets his boat repaired quickly and easily so it can grace the waters around here once more.

 

 

 

Cheap Tricks

This trip turned out to be the mother of invention.

While we were anchored in our new favorite spot this weekend, the sun came out. Yes, yes, I know what you are thinking. So what? Well, that’s what YOU think. There’s no ‘so what’ about it. When the sun comes out two things happen: people get happy, and people need shade. That’s because up here our delicate skin burns to a rosy crispness after only a few minutes of high-latitude sun exposure, even with loads of sunscreen. We are pathetic sunbathing losers, to say the least. Washington state: land of the pale. I wanted to sit in the cockpit and read Bernard Moitessier’s [amazon_link id=”0924486848″ target=”_blank” ]The Long Way[/amazon_link] so I needed some shade. Out came the UMBINI.

Glad you asked! An umbini is one of Mike’s clever little inventions, proving once again that he is the most brilliant man in the universe when it comes to solving problems in a cost-effective way. As I sat in my warm shade reading I had a sudden flash of inspiration that this blog needed a little infusion of energy in the form of our own ‘Practical Sailor’ tricks. Thus the category of ‘Cheap Tricks’ was born. This is the first post!

You have to read the whole post before you get to see the umbini. This photo is of the home of the most terrifying sea cave, a cave so scary and dark and fraught with diving cormorants that I thought I was gonna die. It's behind the rocks.

The umbini is a creation born, as most are, out of necessity and shallow pockets. The year: 2010. The trip: Barkley Sound, Vancouver Island, British Columbia. Three weeks of fabulous. The boat: S/V Moonrise, our intrepid Cal 34. Back in the day, Moonrise didn’t even have a dodger, much less a bimini. And the ‘boat kitty’ had no money for one. So we were faced with a lot of sun and weather exposure on this 3 week cruise. We needed something, anything.

During a trip to Costco, probably loading up on supplies, Mike found a ‘sport umbrella’ for 40$. Basically this is a huge umbrella with little side ‘wings’. It’s meant to be used as a portable shade for sporting or music events, or for laying in the park with your best friend. But he thought he could retrofit it to work on Moonrise. And he did!

Here's a teaser view of the inside.

He cut half of the pole off and attached a loop to the top of the thing so it would hang easily from the backstay. Then I cut the fabric on the back side of the umbrella, reinforced the curve with sunbrella, and hemmed it on the sewing machine.  I attached side relief buckles to hold it closed behind the backstay. We attached webbing with grommets around the bottom of the thing and added small bungee cords. These wrap underneath the safety lines and the stern pulpit to hold the sides down. Voila! The Umbini is born!

It is dead easy to deploy and you can even sail with it up as long as you are going downwind. It has two little windows with mosquito netting on them that allow airflow when unzipped. When motoring in fog or rain, it protects the helmsman from getting wet. And, of course, it offers shade from that fair weather friend, the sun. The icing on the proverbial cake was that the umbrella was exactly the right size for our cockpit. I think we will patent these because they are so cool.

Just sailing on the deep blue sea under his umbini! We're sailing under jib alone. And yes, it is summer, in spite of how it looks.

40$ and and about about 2 hours of work. Not bad for a cheap trick. Stay tuned for more cool ideas for ‘thrifty’ sailors!