It’s A New Year’s Post with a Cheap Boat Trick

Shhh. Galapagos is sleeping. She’s hibernating during this very cold part of the winter, just trying to conserve energy for the sailing season that is right around the corner; when the sun comes back to stay in the sky for longer and the weather gets above freezing. That’s right. We tiptoe around the subject of boat ownership in the winter. We don’t want to stir that pot too much. It’s not a very satisfying time to own a boat; those months between fall and spring. These are the times when you just write that moorage check and look the other way.

We took a New Year’s walk down at the Nisqually Wildlife Refuge, which is about 5 miles from the house. A great way to see the water.

In terms of boat work, Mike has been a more dedicated soul than I have. I check on her during the week to be sure she is well tied and safe. He trudges down to the marina on the weekends and does a little of this and a little of that. This week he finished a small project that had been nagging at him for awhile. He had replaced the fuel gauge and the new one was smaller than the old one so you know what that means. Right. The existing hole was too big for the new unit. He hemmed and hawed for awhile about how to mount the thing where it would look decent in the cockpit and keep water out of the cabin. Star Board? Sure, if you want to buy a big piece. He didn’t. Wood? Yeah, we don’t really have the right tools/skills for that. No go. The solution came to him during a nap. Mike does some of his most creative thinking during his naps. You get to benefit from his solution.

You know those round plastic discs that people put on the wall where a door handle would hit? They protect the wall from being injured by people flinging doors around indiscriminately. They also do a dandy job of becoming a mounting plate for a fuel gauge. Just drill a hole for the gauge and Bob’s Your Uncle, there you go. Cost: about 3$, and available at any local hardware store. He’s a smart man.

Neat and tidy!

I gave up on my boat project for the winter because it’s too damn cold. And this is bitter irony because my boat project involved insulating the hull. Only problem is the materials I want to use to not do very well in cold weather. As an experiment I painted the hull inside some of the stowage spaces in the salon. Three days later, they were still wet, even though I was running a heater, blowing directly into the space.

That’s a heater being directed into the painted space.

I used some heat and noise reducing paint called Al’s HNR, which I ordered from Amazon. It’s got those 3M microspheres already mixed in. Yes, I know I can buy a bag of those spheres for 10$ and mix them myself. I’ve got that bag. This is easier in terms of experimenting because I don’t need to protect my lungs in order to use it. If you mix your own, you need to wear a respirator to keep the little microscopic spheres from entering your lung tissue.  If this turned out to be worth it, then I’d mix my own.

Anyhoo, the paint goes on like whipped cream, smooth and silky. But it’s too cold for it to dry. I’m still interested in experimenting with how much of an actual difference it would make, but I’m not interested in surfaces that won’t dry because the weather isn’t warm enough and the hull is 43F, a fact which I know because Mike bought himself a nice little hand held temperature meter and I stole it from him.

See? I’m not making this up. Also I love this thing.

My plan was to paint the hull inside the cabinets with this stuff a couple of times, then use hull liner over that. I got a screaming deal on some very nice fuzzy hull liner at the local foam and fabric place. It will make the interior of these cabinets quiet and hopefully condensation free. It goes on with spray adhesive. It’s probably too cold to use that, too. And, maybe it’s just me, but the idea of using a spray adhesive when I’m using electric heat to keep the cabin warm enough to live in just sounds like a stupid idea.  So this winter project is an epic fail. It will wait.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch house, we had the gift giving holiday and Mike gave me a nifty one-touch winch handle and a waterproof case for electronics. Sweet! It must be love. 

Want to see what I got him? This.

Finally!

And, in keeping with the decorating theme, I felt like the Man Cave on board Galapagos could use some decor.

Why does this make me laugh hysterically? Now featured above the workbench.

And this for the engine room:

It’s funny, because it’s true!

I know what you must be thinking. “They have that big blue boat they are refitting and THIS is the stuff they get for Christmas?” .  Hey, we can’t all be married to Mark over at Our Life with Ceol Mor; Mark, who bought his wife, Cidnie, brand spanking new Lewmar 55 winches for Christmas. No way. We can’t all be married to him. And that’s just fine I tell you!  Because guess what? We have already purchased our tickets for the boat show later this month and Mike says we are taking our credit card this year! You know what that means? It means Merry Cruising Christmas to us because we are shopping for refrigeration, among other things!  Oh yeah, baby, there are boat projects coming this year.

So we’re saving all our energy for the next big push, which will be this spring before we take off for our 4-5 week (Holy Extended Vacation, Batman!) cruise in July. Mike wants to have another go at the west coast of Vancouver Island.

Until then, we live life in the slow lane. Mike putters. I paint. Here’s a little boat totem I painted for Galapagos. Some people are diesel mechanics. Others are not. Galapagos Totem

 

Christmas Magic

Are you getting bored with the same old Christmas decorations? Would you like a break from the traditional kinds of decorating that involve lugging home large trees that will begin shedding immediately? Are you disinclined to pull down all the many boxes of decor from your attic, unpack them, set them out, only to pack them up again in a few weeks?  Do you have access to strong young adult bodies that have nothing better to do than create a Christmas miracle? If you’ve answered ‘YES!’ to these and other questions I could ask later, have I got a project for you!christmas cave 2014

Many years ago, wanting to think decidedly ‘outside’ the box, the kids came up with our family version of Christmas ‘decor’: the Christmas Cave. Now before you go “Huh? How is a cave even remotely related to Christmas?” let’s just think for a moment about why we celebrate this holiday. Get ready to think symbolically. You know how I roll.

Regardless of religious belief most people have at least a passing understanding of the Christmas story. You know, Mary on the donkey, filled with the wonder of the impending birth of a gift to humanity, her body the cozy space Jesus slept until awakened by the rudeness of birth. Her womb, the existential ‘feminine’, was filled with the gift that would emerge on what would be known as Christmas Day. Do you see the connection now? The cave is the sacred feminine principle, as represented in the story by Mary’s pregnant self. The gifts we give on Christmas are symbolic of the gift of Jesus and what he tried to teach.

I could go on, but I figure you want to know how the cave is done so here you go. The size of the cave is completely up to you and which resources you have laying around your yard.

You will need:
Cloth for the floor
Sturdy wire fencing, the heavy kind
Long, thin rebar
Line for tying
zip ties in green or other dark color, medium and small
twinkly lights – we used 300
boughs of cedar, or branches of fir from the most recent wind storm, but cedar is better because it lays flat.
clippers for cutting the boughs
fishing line
hooks for ornaments
ornaments
presents, nicely wrapped!

Begin by making a framework using the wire fencing as shown in the photo. Basically, it’s just an arch that is then cut and folded at the back for extra support. I’d have photographed how to do this part, but it was made years ago and we store it in a hidden place in the yard, ready to use.

Lightly weave a long, thin piece of rebar across the center top, sticking out some in the back. Use zip ties to secure it along its length.  Lightly weave another long, thin piece of rebar along the bottom back.

Basic form

Lightly weave long thin rebar at the bottom of each side. Just tuck it in behind the wire on each end. Use zip ties to secure it in a couple of places.

Support the sides at the bottom.

Now tie all of these pieces together with your long line. There should be just enough tension to hold it all in shape.

Tie it up. Note the triangle shape of the line. Very stable.

The back and sides are now supported. Time to do the front. Take two pieces of the long thin rebar and curve them gently. Andrew demonstrates a good way to do this.

Hold the metal down with one foot and pull up on the other end until it begins to curve. Then stand like this for more pressure. Gently!

Now tie these to the framework in the front, using zip ties. Tuck each end behind a piece of the wire frame for extra support. You are now ready to begin tying on the lights.

Lots of lights make it very pretty!

We used 300 lights on our cave, which is 50″ wide x 40 deep”x 36″ tall. Cover the thing with lights and then you are ready for the boughs, the final step in the cave structure itself. Cedar works best because it drapes beautifully and makes a pretty solid looking covering with few gaps. If you live in the Pacific Northwest, you have ready access to cedar because your neighbor’s trees probably hang large shadowy branches over the fence, creating shade in your yard. These branches need to be cut.

Claire, Andrew, and Jill, Andrew’s girlfriend. We’re so glad to have them all together this year!

Drape the boughs over the cave and use zip ties to secure. Many hands make light work. Overlap the boughs to give solid coverage. This is where the extra young adults come in handy.  Now your cave is complete and the fun begins.

Claire, perusing the choices.

We choose to use only glass ornaments in our cave because they are extra sparkly under the lights. Using fishing line, attach a loop of line to each ornament so that it will hang several inches down from the top. Making them all just a little different adds variety and texture to the arrangement.

100% Skippy approved.

Arrange the ornaments to your liking. We find it looks best with the bigger ornaments toward the backs and sides. Also if you make the ornaments toward the back hang a little bit lower, you’ll be able to see them better. If your framework shows up too much, you can add cedar boughs to the inside of the cave as well. Just add more wherever you need them. We used fir boughs to ‘anchor’ the cave around the bottom and disguise the rebar framework. Just lay them in place. No need to secure them unless you have a cat.

Shiny wrapping paper and glittery ribbons add even more sparkle to the whole thing. You just can’t have enough sparkle and shine at Christmas.

I’m thinking in advance how I’m going to be able to create a boat version of this when we are sailing. I have my miniature ornaments. Maybe I can make a collapsible cave?

 

 

 

Igniting the Cold Fires

All right, all right, simmer down. Yes, I am guilty. Guilty of sloth, guilty of sleep, guilty of reading good books for hours at a time,  guilty of blog neglect. I admit it. Twenty lashes with a wet halyard. Contrary to what you may have been thinking, I’m not dead or critically injured. It’s just that the creative fire was kind of burned out for awhile, as in no little voice in my head talking to blog readers. Usually I’ve got a lot of goings on in the words department up in the little grey cells, playing with things I’d like to say on the blog. Lately, that has not been the case. I don’t like to force these issues but Mike was getting feedback at work to the tune of ‘How come you guys haven’t posted anything lately?’ and ‘Still no updates to the blog? What’s happening?”. Oh, the pressure! The PRESSURE!

A day to remember of Vancouver Island.

Maybe it has something to do with resentment. That’s right. I resent the fact that we sat out the entire fall sailing season with a broken exhaust pipe. We have no one to blame but ourselves, but whatever. The good weather is behind us, the darkness has descended along with the cold. The long nights of winter are almost upon us and we still have an uninsulated boat. Read: cold and damp feeling. Ugh.

Until recently I had not been down to the marina for well over a month. Yes, it’s time to get brutally honest here. I had not even visited Galapagos in that long. And the danger of not engaging with a boat for even that short amount of time is that I begin to forget. I forget how happy we are to have her, how much fun we had on her this summer, all the projects I should feel jazzed about doing. I forget all of that. My connection with her and with our future with her grows thin and delicate. This is pretty dangerous. Because when that happens, I am not focused at all on the goal of cruising in the future. I am just focused on the here and now. I needed a cure for my attitude.

Cool hand made dinghy in Bellingham.

This week the cure came in three ways.  First, I made myself go down to visit the boat and began to clean some of the stowage areas in preparation for insulating them (more about that in another post). Admittedly, I was not excited about the prospect of getting started on what will be a huge project. But when I climbed up the ladder and into the cockpit, I began to feel happiness! It was a noticeable thing, this happy and content feeling that came upon me as I climbed down into the salon. Galapagos seemed glad to see me, and I found myself patting her like a loyal companion and letting the joy seep into my cold bones. I wanted to just stand in the cabin and allow the feeling to sweep through me. We spent awhile together just hanging out before I started ripping the salon apart. My connection with her was back.

The second thing that happened is that I took a painting class. This has nothing to do with boating or sailing, but it’s something that I finally allowed myself to do just to enjoy the life I have right now, this very minute. It was awesome and now those creative fires are raging hot! Woo hoo! I love riding this kind of wave! If I have a goal with this, it’s to be able to enjoy some kind of art creation from the boat. We shall see if this is it. Who knows? And who cares? It’s just fun right now and that’s all I care about.

Just a fun doodle with paint. It’s like being back in kindergarten in the best way!

The third thing that happened is that Mike announced that after 18 years of being at Boeing, he finally has 4 weeks of paid vacation a year! Oh. My. GOD! What is this? Europe? By summer, if we are lucky, he will have 5 weeks to take for a sailing vacation. Oh, the places we could go with that amount of time! We can hardly stand it.

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Mike enjoying a happy day when the sun was shining and the weather was warm, not like now.

So all is well on the home front. The creative fires are stoked, and I feel more blog posts hanging out in the back regions of my brain.  I went down to Galapagos today to retie her lines and re-position the spring line in anticipation of tonight’s wind event, if it happens. I checked my progress in the insulation department, made sure breakers were off, cranked the bilge pumps a couple of times, gave her a little pat and moseyed on home. She’s ready to go with her shiny new exhaust pipe. Maybe we will get her out of her slip during the Christmas holidays. She’d like that. And so would we.