Cheap and Easy Boat Tricks: Fun with Finishes

Mike and I have been taking a small break from the issue of the exhaust system. We will post an update when we get the show back on the road on that issue, but for now, we have lots of other projects to keep us busy. In the ‘cheap and easy’ category, a category I wish included more things, I’ve finished the aft head walls.

Boats need to be easy to clean but in my book that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with the kinds of finishes we use. So when I recently ripped the wall paper off the wall in the aft head (because there was nasty gross disgusting mildew behind it) I decided I would paint those walls in colors that glowed. The walls would be beautiful, and the warm tones would make my skin look better in the mirror. That’s right. It’s all about vanity, people.

The finished product.

Preparation is the better part of valor when it comes to paint finishes. So after ripping the wallpaper off (really it practically FELL off the wall) I scrubbed them with bleach water, then sanded them and primed them with a stain and mildew killing primer. That complete, I was ready for the fun.

Inside the boat there is no need to use expensive ‘marine’ paint. We can get away with using many products that are the same as what we would use in our land based homes. Thus I discovered that at Lowe’s I could buy samples of latex paints, 7 ounces each, that they would custom tint in any color I wanted. The cost? 3$ each. This is a dangerous temptation for a woman who loves color like I do. On the other hand it brought the cost of this cheap boat trick to only about 25$, including paint and supplies. Deal!

This finish involves layering color in a subtle way. The result is a wall that has what I call ‘color texture’. There is an overall impression of color, but when you look closer you see that it’s actually many colors. And instead of a flat look, there is depth to the color that gives the impression of texture on the wall. I love it. This is the kind of project you can do while you have other things going on because there is a lot of time to spend watching paint dry.

Here’s what you will need: latex paints, a clean polishing pad (the kind you use with paste wax or car wax that is basically a round sponge with a fine terrycloth covering), a stiff square tipped artists paintbrush, water, a paper towel, a clear finish like clear polyurethane and your imagination and sense of playfulness.

To do this kind of finish well I suggest you use big, bold colors. Choose colors that are rich and deep. Frankly, I’ve tried this technique with pale colors at home and was less impressed with the results because the pale colors tend to disappear into each other. There is not enough color tint as they are mostly white when you spread them out. Just saying, be bold. Think ‘sumptuous’.

Choose colors that play well together.  I chose my base color, the one that I wanted to dominate the effect. Then I chose 4 other colors that would look good with it. As a rule, stick with either cool or warm tones.  You can do this effect with only 2 or 3 colors but there is a balance here. Too many and your wall will look like mud. Too few and it’s hardly worth the effort. I also like to have enough choices to play with, and at 3$ a pop, it’s not going to break the bank to be generous. paints

Begin by painting your walls with the color you’ve chosen as your base. This will be a strong color and needs to be one of the darker tones in your selection. You will be layering other color on top of it and if you start with a light color you’ll just cover it up. Save your lighter tones for the layering. If you pick a color that is sort of ‘in the middle’ of your chosen field of hues, you can’t go wrong.  I chose to begin with Sweet Mimosa, a color that looked pretty much like ‘tangerine’ on the walls. Even by itself it was lovely. Once your base coat is complete, walk away. Go do another project. Let it dry overnight. You want the walls to be completely dry before layering. 

Go ahead. Just pick up a little color and wipe it on the wall like you’re in kindergarten.

Now the fun begins. Your goal for this part is to pick up very small amounts of another color of paint, using a barely damp (not sopping wet) polishing pad. You might want to practice this part because there is a ‘feel’ to it that you will need to discover. If you use too much water, it will drip down the wall and ruin the finish. If that happens, just wipe it with a sponge and add more color. No worries. You will be spreading the color so thinly that it leaves just a hint of its former self. It’s okay if parts are darker than others. That’s part of the charm. I encourage you to play with it until you get an effect that you like.

Pick up a little bit of color (notice that the applicator pad is almost dry) and then wipe it on the wall with quick, deft motions. Act like you know what you are doing. Pretend you are putting makeup on the wall. You want coverage but it can’t look like it’s caked on or it will be obvious.

This will be blended further.

Do this one color over the entire room until you are satisfied with its transparency, adding a little more here, taking more off there. Step back frequently and view the entire area you are working on to get the overall effect and check for drips.  Use arcing motions with your hand, or crosshatches, or circles. Just play with it until you like it and then stop.

Let this coat dry for several hours. It needs to be completely dry before you add the next layer. In fact, if there are any hard and fast rules for this effect they are to use less water rather than more, and let each layer dry completely before adding another one. Otherwise you will have a muddy mess. You might have to experience that to believe me, so go ahead. You can always paint over it. Here is what the wall looks like after the first layer. 

When this layer is dry, choose another color. Repeat the process. You will notice that when the colors are thinned out like this, they bear little resemblance sometimes to what was in the jar. This is part of the fun. I chose the raspberry colored paint next to add a bit of red to the mix. I wanted the walls to look like a sunset.

These colors are just delicious.

Here’s the wall after adding some of the raspberry and some of the darker mango hue. I was happy with how this looked so I decided that was all the colors I would be using. In all I used 4, including the base color. 

Yes, the differences in the two photos are very subtle. That is deliberate. It is the overall impression of color I wanted, not 4 distinct colors on the wall.  If you are not very sensitive to color variations, this technique will cure you of that.

The final touches are done on the small areas like between cabinets, in corners, and close to the wood trim pieces where the sponge would just make a mess. I use a stiff square artist’s brush. The squared end allows you to get close to the wood trim and make a sharp edge. Don’t use the soft bristled kind. You’ll just frustrate yourself and the cheap ones always lose hairs. You’ll spend all your time picking them off the wet paint. Learn from my experience and just don’t bother.

To do the small areas you’ll use this brush almost dry but there’s a technique to this. The secret is to use the paint lids. Put 2 or 3 drops of water in the lid to thin the paint just a bit. Don’t overdo it. Touch your brush to the thinned paint, then lightly press the edge on the paper towel. You want to let the towel soak up some of the moisture and leave some color behind on the brush. Use a scrubbing motion to rub the color onto the small areas. Again, the brush will be almost dry. You can add one or two drops of water to the brush if you need to. The word ‘drops’ here means exactly that. If you are tempted to use more you will find it runs and ruins your previous work. Again, my experience at work for you. Do not yield to temptation. 

Jiggling and scrubbing the paint onto the detailed areas. A sharp fingernail inside a damp paper towel cleans up those edges.

Here is the wall when all the color has been applied. 

The final touch for this wall is to clear coat it with something that will make cleaning easy and create a hard finish. Always looking for ways to use up what I already have, I checked the big paint cabinet at home and found a can of Spar Urethane, previously used to refinish bedroom floors. Perfect.

This product dries to a hard, satin finish, is water based, and has a slight yellowish cast which works perfectly with these walls. If you need to purchase something for this step, I suggest going to the craft store and buying a small can of the finish of your choice because you will use so little of it. In fact, you use very little of all of the products except the base color. You will have plenty left over to use somewhere else, making this trick even cheaper.

Cheap, easy, and flattering to my skin. This one is a win!

 

 

 

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Boat Graveyard

When we were stuck in Bellingham with the exhaust system blues, we had a day to play a bit while waiting for the welder to finish his work. It happens we were fairly close to the used sailboat wrecking yard in Bellingham. It sounded like a good way to spend some hours, so off we went.

The owner, Jeff, has an interesting business idea. He takes derelict sailboats off the hands of marinas and others who need a place for them to go, cuts the keels off, and recycles the lead in the keel. He does a brisk business in recycled lead. If a boat is in good enough condition, he might repair it, clean it up, and sell it to someone who will use it.

The rest of the boat gets cut up and the fiberglass ground up to be recycled. Before the boats go to their final rest people can climb around on them looking for useful parts. This is the fun part for anyone who loves crawling around boats, which I do, by the way. Most of the boats are small because Jeff doesn’t have a way to move larger boats. So I didn’t find any useful items for Galapagos. But it was a fun way to spend a few hours in the blistering heat.

We spent a couple of hours listening to Jeff’s stories about the boats resting in what feels to me more like an old boat graveyard than a wrecking yard. Most of the stories will make you want to weep. There’s the one about the guy who worked at Boeing as an engineer, then bought a boat when he retired so he could go sailing, then died. That one hits a little close to the bone. Then there are the boats whose owners die because they are old, and they haven’t been able to care for the boat in many years. It’s always sad to see a boat that is neglected in her slip. Jeff said people just get used to paying the marina fees so they don’t really think about selling the boat to someone who might love it and care for it.

You’d think that with all these stories about failures to launch, death before sailing, and complete neglect that the place would be a downer. But it wasn’t. It was really interesting, kind of like visiting an old graveyard. And it’s a great place to learn about how sailboats are built.

The only downer is that it might not exist after August 1.  Some business man from Russia has bought the place, allegedly hoping to cash in on the new marijuana laws. Sheesh. The boat yard has to move, and Jeff is having trouble finding a place in Bellingham that can accommodate his need for both a shop and a yard.

Considering the number of derelict boats that the state has to worry about, it seems like this would be a big loss to the boating community. We hope he is successful in moving the business. It’s a fun place to spend an afternoon, especially if you have a small boat, and especially if you like listening to stories.junglerides

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greeting Party

Enough about exhaust systems. Let’s focus on something more fun. On our recent trip to bring Galapagos home, in the middle of the Strait of Juan de Fuca, we had a tiny miracle. The humpback whales came out to wave us into our home waters! Whale watching is number one on my list of things that I could do all day long. If I see whales, it’s an excellent day.  Mike knows this and because he loves me, he has developed a secret squirrel persona. No phone booths being available on boats, he slips down into the aft cabin under the guise of ‘napping’. But I know what he is really doing. 

In his waking life a mild mannered programmer for a large faceless and heartless corporation, come nap time he slips into his trance of sleeping and becomes The Whale Father. From his supine position he silently calls whales in his sleep and they hear him and answer his call.

How do I know this? Reference the one time he was ALL ALONE in Commencement Bay and an entire pod of orcas surrounded him. Coincidence? I think not.

This trip Mike was taking a nap below and I was keeping watch. He arranges this so I do not bear witness to his dark magic song. All I know is that while he was resting, two humpback whales surfaced near the boat and began an underwater ballet in order to wave at us with their large pectoral fins. I called to Mike that his song had worked and he came up to commune with his brethren.  It was the best whale watching trip ever! We had a good 30  minutes of pure whale fun and games before they sank into their murky depths.

At the end of the show I was tired from all the excitement.

“Melissa, why don’t you go down below and take a nap? It’s going to be a long day.”, said the man who is the Whale Father.

Go below? As if.

“But what if there are whales? You wake me up if you see whales!”. I was vexed. Because truly I did want a nap. But I wanted whales more.

“Melissa, you can’t see ALL the whales.” He was nothing if not patient and kind, eyes crinkling and twinkling like the Father Christmas of whales.

“Why not? How do you KNOW they exist if you don’t see them? Maybe they aren’t really there until you see them with the naked eye! You don’t know. That could be true. It’s possible that the whales do not actually exist until we SEE them, which means we then see ALL the whales. We do them a favor by seeing them into existence. I’m almost 100% positive that’s how it works.”

“Melissa, go take a nap.”

We like to have these little existential conversations from time to time. And, curiously, just as I had decided to go below, I saw a whale blow in the distance. What if it hadn’t been there before I looked? The mind cannot hold these possibilities for long. I took a nap.

Here are some photos, which will never, ever do the whales justice. (Photos are cropped and enlarged, making it appear the whales were closer than they actually were.)

See? He’s waving!

Seriously big!

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Taken from my phone, because one source of camera isn’t enough. So this is a little grainy.

Rolling in the sea.

Rolling in the sea.

Want to see some action shots? Here you go. It’s like you were there!

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